The latest of my accidents, got cut by a knife my brother’s friend was using to chop onions. 

Before that, 2 nights ago, pretty sure I broke my little toe, hit it hard against a door. It’s black and blue. 

Before that, 4 nights ago, while climbing stairs, tripped and pitched headfirst into an iron pipe. The sound my head made hitting the pipe sounded like a gunshot. Pretty sure I have a concussion, constant headache and forgetfulness. 

Karma? Bad luck? WTF? So tired of being accident prone. Whatever it is, just quit it! Leave me alone.