1. You can tell when you had a manic episode by looking at your credit card bill.

2. Even though you live on your own, it often feels like you’re waking up with a stranger.

3. You have so many racing thoughts you should be a NASCAR analyst.

4. You don’t suffer from a sense of superiority – you’re remarkably modest for an emperor of all humanity.

5. You just realized people can drink beer for fun, not because they’re self-medicating.

6. Every morning you wake up thinking, “today is going to be a great day. Just not for me.”

7. Family members have mistaken you for the Incredible Hulk.

8. If someone is described to you as “moody” you think to yourself: amateur.

9. You eat fear for breakfast.

10. You don’t know the meaning of “psychosomatic,” because you can’t concentrate on reading a word that long.

11. Your cat would describe you as the aloof and needy one.

12. Your psychiatrist spends so much time balancing your moods she now has a side job as a professional juggler.

13. You remember when Prozac was cool.

14. When you’re down you watch “America’s Most Wanted” and cry out: “Why does nobody want me?”

15. Your depressive spells make you forgetful, which is a shame because if you thought about your manic stages it might cheer you up.

16. You wonder how someone who feels so empty can put on so much weight.

17. When you’re manic, nothing makes you angrier than someone suggesting you’re irritable.

18. Manic episodes give you a heightened sex drive, which makes it unfortunate you can’t maintain any relationships.

19. You can’t sleep at nights, which would be OK if you had more insomniacs for friends.

20. Your depressed self probably wouldn’t be so depressed if your manic self didn’t make so many commitments for it to keep.

21. If you could cycle as quickly as your moods, you’d be the next Lance Armstrong.

22. You meet the same person at two different parties and have to convince them you’re not your pain-in-the-ass twin brother.

23. Friends say you’re the life and soul of the party, but you avoid parties like the plague.

24. You’ve cried on the pizza delivery guy’s shoulder.

25. You’ve been told the warranty on your car does not cover existential crisis.

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Great, thank you! It’s actually pretty funny!
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#16, #19, and #23 are me SO MUCH! Thanks for posting!!! 😀
And in terms of #18, I’m a big advocate of hypersexuality as a major symptom of mania (25-80% in manic individuals) and I want to make sure people understand that. It’s overpowering, destructive, and debilitating but people often forget about it because sex is so taboo of a topic. Shame. We need to educate the masses!!!
http://www.mdjunction.com/forums/bipolar-support-forums/general-support/2582227-bipolar-hypersexuality
….sorry Samina I don’t mean to steal your thunder or take away from the humor of this post. It’s awesome and I laughed wholeheartedly.
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yes, Jess, this really is a funny post, I see much of my self in many of them. Steal away my friend, someone needs to advocate for hypersexuality!
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Thank you, Samina. I may reblog this, too.
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Thank you Kitt! Pretty funny!
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I love that!!! I can relate to all of them!!!! They are all true for me and I love the creative pictures that went with the statements!!!! Awesome. Thank you for sharing. I thoroughly enjoyed it!!!! I have added new posts. Please read my blog if you get a chance. I am new at this and just started my blog at the end of September. I of course have a million ideas running around in my mind….. just have to organize my thoughts and start writing more. I hope I will one day be as clever and creative and successful as you are.
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Oh my gosh, thank you! I am sure you are brilliant! Keep writing. I’ll read your blog for sure!
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Thank you . I hope you had a chance to read my blog and hopefully you liked it. I have written more posts. I am trying to learn how to become better at this and how to do this really. Please read my new posts if you get a chance. Thank you and have a marvelous day.
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